The Purple Haze will bring doom to Camelot unless The Holy Grail is discovered. Sir Norbert and Sir Gadroon of The Round Table embark upon The Quest. Sir Edmund Wooslak-Bascombe goes out hunting, while Lady Malinda attempts to seduce Sir Norbert. Gadroon challenges the dragon Ufelstan, and all the while evil King Brime and Morgan le Fay plot the end of King Arthur. Merlin, Guinevere and Lancelot, with Lapin the Jester, Hendrique the Minstrel and the virgin maid Willowpetal all feature in this tale of Medieval Malarkey. So loosely based upon Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is it any wonder that minds and chain mail become unravelled?